How to Date a Douche Bag: The Learning Hours

From USA Today Bestselling Author Sara Ney, comes a tale of polar opposites that will tug at your heart and leave you wanting more...

MY FRIENDS WANT ME TO GET LAID.
So much so that they plastered my ugly mug all over campus, in bold printed letters: Are you the lucky lady who’s going to break our roommate’s cherry? Him: socially awkward with average-sized D looking for willing sexual partner…

Unsurprisingly, the messages flooding my phone are equal parts cringe and X-rated. But I’m not like my idiot roommates, no matter how hard they try to turn me into one of them.

THIS IS NOT THE KIND OF ATTENTION I WANT.
One text stands out from hundreds. One number I can’t bring myself to block. She seems different. Witty, flirty—hot, even in black and white. I should block her but I can’t. And after meeting her in person, I know talking to her is a terrible idea. Laurel is everything I’m not:

Bold. Confident. Completely out of my league.

Guys who look like me don’t pull girls like her.

My friends won’t let up—they just don't get it. Douchebags or not, there's one thing they'll never understand: GIRLS DON’T WANT ME. But the harder I try to push her away, the more impossible it gets to ignore how badly I want her to prove me wrong...