Teardrop Shot (Special Edition)

I asked for his criteria for bed buddies-that's the PG version.He swore at me and said he didn't do groupies.And just like that, our friendship was off to a great start.
Reese Forster was the starting point guard for the Seattle Thunder.Gorgeous. Cocky. Loved by the nation.He's also attending preseason basketball training camp where I used to work.
Correction: where I work again, because I was fired from my last job.And dumped.And I might have a tiny bit of baggage, but that's normal. Right?
Reese and I shouldn't have become friends.We shouldn't have become roommates.And we really shouldn't have started sleeping together ... (Except we did.)
I'm adorably psychotic. He's in the NBA.This is not a disaster waiting to happen, at all.